Dear Dr. Loves-Candy-Bars,
Last year I slept with a black man for the first time, and ever since then every white guy I've slept with hasn't done it for me... what should I do?
Unsatisfied in Utah
I had the same thing last year when I ate a Milky Way Midnight:
I've just grown to deal with it... it's much tastier, much more filling, and leaves you satisfied. I guess it's true what they say... once you go midnight, you never go back.
Thanks for your question and best of luck!