Friday, August 14, 2009

Once you go Black...

Dear Dr. Loves-Candy-Bars,

Last year I slept with a black man for the first time, and ever since then every white guy I've slept with hasn't done it for me... what should I do?


Unsatisfied in Utah

Dear Unsatisfied,

I had the same thing last year when I ate a Milky Way Midnight:

I've just grown to deal with it... it's much tastier, much more filling, and leaves you satisfied. I guess it's true what they say... once you go midnight, you never go back.

Thanks for your question and best of luck!

-Dr. Loves-Candy-Bars

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